Keith Richards is writing his memoir.
Keith Richards is a man who so loved him the smack that he used to have to exchange all the blood in his body for new blood just to detox*.
Keith Richards remembers things well enough to write them down in a manner that people will want to read.**
Alberto Gonzales is the numero uno lawyer in all the land.
Alberto Gonzales has neither admitted nor denied exchanging all of his blood for new blood***
Alberto doesn't seem to be able to remember shit.
*Snopes says that Keith did not exchange all of his blood for new blood. Rather he underwent hemodialysis, a process that separated the toxins from his blood through a membrane.
** Apparently, Mick Jagger has tried to write his memoir but is unable to remember anything interesting. Jerry Hall agrees there are some interesting things Mick has forgotten. Like not getting married.
***Just saying. Makes you wonder, doesn't it?