Keith Richards is writing his memoir.Keith Richards is a man who so loved him the smack that he used to have to exchange all the blood in his body for new blood just to detox*.
Keith Richards remembers things well enough to write them down in a manner that people will want to read.**
Alberto Gonzales is the numero uno lawyer in all the land.Alberto Gonzales has neither admitted nor denied exchanging all of his blood for new blood***
Alberto doesn't seem to be able to remember shit.
*Snopes says that Keith did not exchange all of his blood for new blood. Rather he underwent hemodialysis, a process that separated the toxins from his blood through a membrane.
** Apparently, Mick Jagger has tried to write his memoir but is unable to remember anything interesting. Jerry Hall agrees there are some interesting things Mick has forgotten. Like not getting married.
***Just saying. Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
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Um, Keith Richards for attorney general?
Jess, I thought you might like this article
4th Branch addresses Dennis Kucinich and Impeachment
http://newssophisticate.blogspot.com/2007/08/4th-branch-addresses-dennis-kucinich.html
as well as,
The Statements Don Rumsfeld did not say on Camera
In a shocking backroom statement, Donald Rumsfeld, after his House Committee appearance on the Tillman cover up inquiry ,exclaimed
"...Are you kidding? Do you remember Harry Whittington?...One hunting trip is all it takes....Of course 'I don't recall'. I don't want to eat buck shot. In fact I don't recall anything from the years in which I've known Dick. "
http://newssophisticate.blogspot.com/2007/08/statements-don-rumsfeld-did-not-say-on.html
On Monday...I'm release my new article on Contractors. You will definately like it. Latin Americans hired for the War of Terror. Plus if you have time. Read Whose Guarding the Green Zone.
Thanks Jess..Keep up the good work
I wonder if Mick remembers Marianne Faithful and the Snickers bar.
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