Monday, July 30, 2007

What would have happened if he was brown?

From the Chicago Tribune:
Gregory Despres arrived at the U.S.-Canadian border crossing at Calais, Maine, carrying a chainsaw stained with what appeared to be blood, a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, and brass knuckles. U.S. customs agents confiscated the weapons and then let him into the United States.

6 comments:

DCup said...

That is one crazy looking dude. A good, red-blooded American crazy looking dude, nonetheless.

J.D. said...

His eyes and ears are bigger than his head. That's scarier than Jesus coming alive on a crucifix and screaming "Booga-booga-booga!"

Sorghum Crow said...

Unbearded and unswarthy, what harm could he do?

Splotchy said...

I think it would look better parted on the side.

Dr. Zaius said...

It was OK because he was part of a Neoconservative work-exchange program.

Suzy said...

Come on, he was probably just a moose hunter. Glad to know they caught Cat Stevens in Bangor though.