Thursday, July 12, 2007

Did you really need an answer?

DEAR ABBY: I am 55. I consider myself successful and happily married -- not too many things seem wrong. My wife and I have been married 27 years and have three children.

I have a question for you. I found a behind-the-ear hearing aid in my bed by the pillow. My wife and I don't need hearing aids. There are only so many ways that it could have gotten there. Do you think I should be concerned? -- BURNED UP IN BURNSVILLE, MINN


Evil Spock said...

That's messed up!

Then again my gf found a hair thingee that didn't belong to her on the bed, but I swear I had nothing to do with it!

Evil Spock's honor!

Yoga Korunta said...

Where's my hearing aid?

Anonymous said...

JOhn Prine said itb est

Sorghum Crow said...

Eh, what did you say?

Dr. Zaius said...

I don't get it. Why does the pillow need a hearing aid?