Thursday, November 1, 2007

Startling film footage that will rock the Monkey/Love campaign!!!



My mom went to an auction in Detroit. She bid on a box of miscellaneous kitschy stuff and found this old 8mm film in the bottom of the box. I just had to pass it along.

I was on the verge of announcing my endorsement of Dr. Monkey von Monkerstein, but this. This is making me rethink my allegiances. (Did you know that they called him 'Schlocky' von Monkerstein when he was a kid?)

14 comments:

Dr. Zaius said...

I am shocked! Shocked, I say! Who knew that the Dr. Monkerstein's foul and antisocial behaviour started at such a young age? Your in-depth investigation is a credit to honest Americans everywhere!

Splotchy said...

Bone-chilling. Truly bone-chilling.

I would like to go on record to say that the iSplotchy has never killed anyone, at least no one that didn't deserve it.

Sorghum Crow said...

Oh my, has the Academy seen this?

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

You can't prove a thing. And I know you're on the payroll of a certain smelly old orange orangutan who is secretly in love with a block of concrete.


Monkey/Love will crush you!

GETkristiLOVE said...

Dr. Monkerstein is a bad ass too? I had no idea - Ho-ray, this is great news!!!

Will you give Love some of your tootsie roll, Dr. Monkey?

Dr. Zaius said...

Sheesh. Get a room you two.

BAC said...

I'm shocked!


BAC

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Kristi-Any time girl, anytime at all. ;)

Missy said...

Wow. I am so disapointed to see this, but I am glad you released it to the world.

FranIAm said...

I am shocked! It is like Monkey based Shock and Awe!!!

Oh Jess. What will become of our nation if he wins?

Although in the end my vote can be bought and then there is the whole Diebold aspect.

Whiskeymarie said...

Now I feel like I hardly know my sweet Monkeyman.
I'm so confused...
Who ever shall I vote for?

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

That was amazing. I am truly mistified.

Tengrain said...

I think this proves he is highly qualified for office.

Regards,

Shecky Von Tengrain

FranIAm said...

It all boils down to one thing... after that whole bad "muvee" thing, someone reveals that she's got mad skillz!