Wonderlust is perhaps as bad an affliction as wanderlust - sinclair lewis
i bet every UPS guy proofs their door answerers
You did not send George and Laura liquor, did you????
What if the adult signer is intoxicated?
Are you implying I've got a house full of drunk minors?(Okay, I might. But those boys said they were eighteen, I swear)
I guess we know what to get you for Christmas. A little something to spice up the egg nog!
I hear Amy Winehouse singing in the background!!!When can I stop by?
I believe that package was mistakenly sent to your house. Feel free to re-wrap the (still full) bottles and send them to their correct destination:My house. Your attention to this matter is greatly appreciated.
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