I believe that package was mistakenly sent to your house. Feel free to re-wrap the (still full) bottles and send them to their correct destination: My house. Your attention to this matter is greatly appreciated.
I am going to try to be positive like our new President-Elect Obama. But I have this whole box full o' snark and I'm afraid I'm going to have to use it. Sorry, President O. In your second administration I'll play nice, 'kay?
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i bet every UPS guy proofs their door answerers
You did not send George and Laura liquor, did you????
What if the adult signer is intoxicated?
Are you implying I've got a house full of drunk minors?
(Okay, I might. But those boys said they were eighteen, I swear)
I guess we know what to get you for Christmas. A little something to spice up the egg nog!
I hear Amy Winehouse singing in the background!!!
When can I stop by?
I believe that package was mistakenly sent to your house. Feel free to re-wrap the (still full) bottles and send them to their correct destination:
My house.
Your attention to this matter is greatly appreciated.
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