Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Could I get a little help here?
Could you just come over and sign that electronic notepad thingamawhatsahoosie for me? Thanks, yer a bud.
Oh, and do you have a corkscrew onya?
File under?
cocktails,
drunks,
embarrassed me?,
favorite things
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i bet every UPS guy proofs their door answerers
You did not send George and Laura liquor, did you????
What if the adult signer is intoxicated?
Are you implying I've got a house full of drunk minors?
(Okay, I might. But those boys said they were eighteen, I swear)
I guess we know what to get you for Christmas. A little something to spice up the egg nog!
I hear Amy Winehouse singing in the background!!!
When can I stop by?
I believe that package was mistakenly sent to your house. Feel free to re-wrap the (still full) bottles and send them to their correct destination:
My house.
Your attention to this matter is greatly appreciated.
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