Monday, November 5, 2007

Conversations with a 4yo

She: Wow that was a big poop.

Me: Well, having a big poop is a sign that you are healthy

She: Then I am really, really healthy.

What're you talking about around the water cooler this morning?


Sorghum Crow said...

Fascinating. And that's all I'm going to add to this discussion!

Boxer rebel said...

Sounds like a conversation I have several times a day and yet it never gets old.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Thanks for the low down on the poop issue. That was some good shit.

Anonymous said...

No one to talk to around the water cooler, but someone across the room is picking at something gross.

dguzman said...

Conversation with an 11yo:
she: knock knock.
me: who's there?
she: *silence*
me: danged kids!

Suzy said...

Around here, we call it "dookie."

yogakorunta said...

You get a water cooler?

FranIAm said...

That is very funny indeed.

Jess Wundrun and family... they may be cheese nips but they get their fiber!

Distributorcap said...

how about those Patriots....(there is way too much sports talk floating in the halls....)

Dr. Zaius said...

Oh, dear! Your daughter is a Republican spokesperson!

Jess Wundrun said...

sorghie what can one say? at least we didn't get into the color issue.

boxer amazing. is it devolution or are we on a higher plane of conciousness?

Dr. MvM you are welcome. now you know where 'anal retentive' issues are formed. deep in the bowels of childhood. oh, I couldn't resist.

Yoga I don't think I ever worked somewhere with a water cooler. we do have a britta pitcher.

dguzman maybe you are not hearing voices again? somedays silence would be well appreciated.

suzy ah, the dookie. that takes me back to summer camp and the "prize winner" contest. It was for whoever had the biggest..forget it. some memories are best left alone.

franiam is there fiber in halloween candy?

d-cap did you know the hapless Packers are 7-1? Now I have jinxed them. dammit.

dr. zaius she is being raised in a mixed family. these are the risks one takes when one marries out of one's affiliation.

fairlane said...

I love those conversations.

"Daddy my poop is really stinky."

"Why yes it is. Are you going to flush it or do you want me to cast it in bronze?"