Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Maybe he should put little stickers on the insoles

to tell the left shoe from the right shoe.

It works for my 4yo.

(Image swiped from Commander Other's Otherwhirled)

Update: I think Franiam has helped solve the dilemma: Bush is so far right he refuses to wear the left shoe.

9 comments:

Randal Graves said...

You try remembering left from right when your brainstorming new and exciting ways to fuck things up.

Jess Wundrun said...

I kinda wish he'd start phoning in the fuckups. *sigh*

dguzman said...

Why doesn't he just go Crawford and clear some brush for the rest of his term? Think how much safer the world would be.

Anonymous said...

crawford is losing it's appeal. it's damn uncomfortable hauling cut brush around the countryside with his shoes on the wrong feet. besides, them camera peoples is always hangin around.

Anonymous said...

Labeling his insoles presupposes he can read.

Fran said...

As we might have said to my husband's daughter, a couple of years ago when she struggled with this...

"No honey, the otherleft."

Jess Wundrun said...

Aha, Franiam! For Bushie it is 'the right foot and the other right foot'

There can be no lefties in Bush world.

dguzman said...

Yet the guy is caught wrong-footed at every turn.

Fran said...

Excellent point Jess, how did I miss that one??