Because I do what Splotchy says to do.

Here I am linking to I,Splotchy. Just because he said to. Now, you go and link to me linking to Splotchy and someday there will be numerous non-Ugandan riches in it for all of us. Except latecomers who will henceforth be called 'suckers'.

Also, while doing what Splotchy says to do, I'd like you to know that I recently removed the word verification from my comments section. Hellz, if non-humans want to drive up traffic at Maison de Wundrun go right ahead little spiderbots or whatever you are called. That might actually earn me some money someday, too.

I think word verification comes with spyware, wherein someone in the sublevels of a really shitty office building (Joe v. the Volcano kinda) gets to watch increasing levels of frustration as you type 8 new nonsense words just so your incredibly pithy comment will not be relegated to the forgotten tendrils of electronic whispry. (WTF does that mean? I don't know, I just typed it, and no-I'm not drunk).

Housekeeping meeting is now closed.