Wednesday, April 9, 2008

John McCain, Family Values Republican,
Coos Bon Mots in Wife's Ear
(which, strangely, is on the back of her head)


Raw Story says that when he wants to make his wife feel special, he speaks to her in their own secret language. To outsiders it sounds like this:

"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt."
Well, okay to Cindy it sounded like that too.

Which is, I think, how McCain went from being pretty good looking to the child-scaring codger that he is today.

8 comments:

Dr. Zaius said...

Hee hee - Great graphic! You truly captured his inner skillet.

dguzman said...

Gross.

Dean Wormer said...

Absolutely awesome headline for this post! :)

Spirula said...

The pic of Cindy reminds me of this character.

As for McCorpse, well this will do.

What?

Spirula said...

(oops, bad linky on the second)

Try here.

Randal Graves said...

Only a Maverick® would dare utter such filth towards his wife, therefore proving even more just how electable the guy is! O, Maverick®, you wily cuss!

Omnipotent Poobah said...

I love that word trollop. It's so homey and old fashioned.

What a tool.

Distributorcap said...

i love that randal has registered this trademark

please sue the media when they use it