Monday, April 7, 2008

John Asscroft Can't Say "Obama"

John Asscroft former AG (the one who didn't love torture as much those who came after him, and who saved his special ire for titties on statues - remember?) "accidently" called Barack Obama "Osama". Then he said we all make little slips like that.

We sure do, Asscroft.

BTW, whoever he was speaking to soundly booed him for being such an...ass.

You can watch it. Warning: this video contains scenes of John Asscroft. Who's better off forgotten.

In case you want to check out Senator oBama's floor statement on the Patriot Act Reauthorization bill you can look at it here. Lest you forget that oBama wasn't in the Senate when the first Patriot Act was pASSed.

12 comments:

FranIAm said...

What an... ass!!!

P.S. there is more than one boob. One if flap jawin' and mispronouncing people's names "accidentally on purpose." The other perky one is covered with a piece of black tit tape.

Dr. Zaius said...

As bad as John "OMG-A-NAKED-STATUE!" Ashcroft was, Gonzales was far worse. Ashcroft seemed to almost find a conscience there at the end. (Almost.)

Michael said...

Like Mukasey's a real prize.

fairlane said...

At least he didn't sing.

Distributorcap said...

i really wonder about anyone who needs to cover up a statue so the breasts arent seen


under bush we have had THREE AGs all with severe mental disease

Dean Wormer said...

Yeah, Bush's AGs universally suck. For one thing they seem confused as to their role and the role of Solicitor General in the Executive Branch.

Actually pretty much anybody that agrees to serve in this adminstration has to be someone that daily exudes high degrees of suckitude.

Randal Graves said...

Heh, heh, you said ass, heh heh.

dcap, maybe he thought it was a statue of Janet Jackson.

CDP said...

He's such an ass, but Gonzales almost made me miss him. Just like Bush almost makes me nostalgic for Nixon.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I signed in at the guest registery at the golf course today as "Dr. Hussein Von Monkerstein."

dguzman said...

Funny how it's only the REICH that has a problem saying Obama.

Dr. Zaius said...

Ha! I just realized! You made a great "find the boob" graphic, Jess.

DCup said...

These guys kills me. Obama is so in their heads. My son is convinced that they all call him Barack because they're afraid they'll make this slip.

Yep.