Wonderlust is perhaps as bad an affliction as wanderlust - sinclair lewis
Monday, October 1, 2007
The Money Shot
If I had a million dollars I would not buy a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?) I would buy an What I would like to buy next spring, but doubt my family will let me: What I hope to never buy: Carry on.
5 comments:
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I might like those astronaut diapers. Apparently you can wear them for days at a time without changing them.
Think of the convenience.
Speaking of poop.
An elephant might be a tad bit messy. They've pretty much screwed up Iraq, and are well on their way turning the US into a has been nation.
I am going to try to be positive like our new President-Elect Obama. But I have this whole box full o' snark and I'm afraid I'm going to have to use it. Sorry, President O. In your second administration I'll play nice, 'kay?
5 comments:
I might like those astronaut diapers. Apparently you can wear them for days at a time without changing them.
Think of the convenience.
Speaking of poop.
An elephant might be a tad bit messy. They've pretty much screwed up Iraq, and are well on their way turning the US into a has been nation.
Oh man, I was some chickens too, but Kat will not approve such a purchase. Or a cow! Those baby elephants sure are cute, though....
Boy, I'm with ya on the diapers. I dread getting old.
I would like a monkey, so I would always have someone to play frisbee with. I assume a monkey could be taught to throw a disc instead of excrement.
So no baby fetish for you eh. Duly noted.
I don't know, diapers look quite fetching on some girls.
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