Monday, October 1, 2007

The Money Shot

If I had a million dollars I would not buy a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?) I would buy an
What I would like to buy next spring, but doubt my family will let me:
What I hope to never buy:
Carry on.

5 comments:

fairlane said...

I might like those astronaut diapers. Apparently you can wear them for days at a time without changing them.

Think of the convenience.

Speaking of poop.

An elephant might be a tad bit messy. They've pretty much screwed up Iraq, and are well on their way turning the US into a has been nation.

dguzman said...

Oh man, I was some chickens too, but Kat will not approve such a purchase. Or a cow! Those baby elephants sure are cute, though....

Boy, I'm with ya on the diapers. I dread getting old.

Sorghum Crow said...

I would like a monkey, so I would always have someone to play frisbee with. I assume a monkey could be taught to throw a disc instead of excrement.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

So no baby fetish for you eh. Duly noted.

Dr. Zaius said...

I don't know, diapers look quite fetching on some girls.