Thursday, October 4, 2007

Feel free to feed the trolls!

Ladies and gents, we've got us a troll. I've been engaging him (her? - doubt it) for the last few days. He first dropped his spore over at Fran's place but she's been on vacay, so I've been feeding him.

Feel free to read up on his asstardery here or back where he was first spotted, at Fran's here and here. You have to scroll to the end of the comments. This troll has already been neutered thus lacking the balls to speak up at the beginning of the post. He prefers stale threads. Less engagement, je pense.

You can post a little comment for him. Don't pet though. There seems to be some foam at the mouth. Poke with a stick? By all means. Oh, you might not want to use your linked google account, he migrates like a case of the clap at the Phi Delt House.


Dr. Zaius said...

Oh crap, just delete all of his posts. That's what I do. Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum!

commander other said...

but it's so very fun to watch asstards do such a wonderful job of exemplifying their asstardery for all to see! censorship would take all the fun out of it!

Jess Wundrun said...

Dr. Z I think his posts are like little mini-works of art. So were John Wayne Gacy's clown paintings, but still, you get a little peek into dark corners you would otherwise avoid.

Commander Other It is fun! Sometimes it's a little like playing tackle football with kindergartners, but what can you do?

no_slappz said...

commander other said:

"but it's so very fun to watch asstards do such a wonderful job of exemplifying their asstardery for all to see! censorship would take all the fun out of it!"

In other words, you believe in censorship. No surprise in that.

Jess Wundrun said...

Yes. no slappz. And up is down.
War is peace. Ignorance is strength. Freedom is slavery. (Orwell)

Thanks for showing up and giving everyone a little amuse bouche of your dim mental capacities.

commander other said...

yowzer, no slaps. lemme guess, you also interpret assertions for driving safely as suggestions to drink heavily and drive a stolen car on the wrong side of the road while sitting backwards in the passenger seat?

that's a rhetorical question, of course.

are you getting enough attention yet? consider this a lollipop for your efforts today. kudos!

pygalgia said...

I had a troll a while back, but I guess I didn't give him enough attention and he went away. Maybe I should have responded more often to his ravings, but they just weren't all that entertaining. If I get another troll, I hope he'll be one that makes me laugh. I'm too lazy to feed a boring troll.

dguzman said...

Well, we've definitely got a boring troll on our hands here.

Jess Wundrun said...

dguzman poke him with a stick. go on. poke. poke.

Distributorcap said...

trolls -- look at the biggest one of all Rush -- love and crave attention since their mothers probably also hate them

FranIAm said...

I am laughing so hard I am crying.

If I were to address the troll I would just say, go away now please.

But I am in a "No no_slappz zone" so I choose not to.

And I would also remind this troll that if any of us believed in censorship we would have deleted his/her comments.

God forbid it comes back to me. I am ignoring it.