WASHINGTON, DC—"Why can't I go with him? When is he coming back?" a tearful President Bush asked advisers as Karl Rove's sedan disappeared over the horizon.
What to do, what to do ... please advise. Do I go to Fighting Bob Fest where I'll get to hear some good speakers and get a little riled up OR do I go to the Wisconsin Sheep & Wool Festival where I'll get to see sheep, herding dogs, and dream about yarn? Why do they fall on the same weekend every year?
Damn, Dr Zaius, you grabbed my comment. Hopefully the president has recovered by now as he dreams of the big bucks his speeches some day will bring in.
I am going to try to be positive like our new President-Elect Obama. But I have this whole box full o' snark and I'm afraid I'm going to have to use it. Sorry, President O. In your second administration I'll play nice, 'kay?
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This is George Bush's "Shane! Shane! Come back, Shane!" moment.
The Onion nails it again.
What to do, what to do ... please advise. Do I go to Fighting Bob Fest where I'll get to hear some good speakers and get a little riled up OR do I go to the Wisconsin Sheep & Wool Festival where I'll get to see sheep, herding dogs, and dream about yarn? Why do they fall on the same weekend every year?
Damn, Dr Zaius, you grabbed my comment.
Hopefully the president has recovered by now as he dreams of the big bucks his speeches some day will bring in.
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