Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Is this supposed to make Americans feel better about the dipshit the dipshit is married to?



Heard on the other end of the line "........If you would like to make a call please hang up and dial again......."


P.S. Does anyone else see the irony in the guy who failed to set up decent communications systems in NY (which led to the deaths of all those firefighters) touting the amazing ability of the modern age to keep us all in constant contact?

9 comments:

Sorghum Crow said...

This just in from the NSA logs: "Hi Rudy? Guess what? I'm not wearing anything and David Vitter is here in his diaper...."

FranIAm said...

Sorghum you are too feckin funny!

This is not the first time this has happened. Who does he think he is kidding?

He is the biggest horse's arse. He really is.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

His wife was calling to tell him that she was getting banged by a homeless dude.

dguzman said...

*snickering at Dr. Monkerstein's observation*

How much more phony can this guy get? Please tell me his poll numbers are in the basement. Please?

Jess Wundrun said...

dguzman: he is the darling of the oil set. New toady same as the old toady. It just could be him. Which isn't all bad.

dguzman said...

Lovely. Let the oil set have him. Make him a CEO of something ELSE he doesn't know shit about. Just keep him out of govt.

Dr. Zaius said...

Think of the pressure that will be put on Mrs. Giuliani if he wins the election. With Rudy as the first transvestite president, his wife will have to compete with him for the best ball gowns at those White House dinners. She never gets the chiffon! Always the crepe.

Jess Wundrun said...

Dr. Z but Judith always gets the tiara.

Johnny Yen said...

He's obviously learned from his cameos on Saturday Night Live: take a joke that wasn't funny to begin with and keeping reeating it.