Showing posts with label I like to swear. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I like to swear. Show all posts

Monday, April 28, 2008

Onion Radio News: Giant Asshole in the Blogosphere


They thought that it might be dense pocket of smaller dickwads but it was a giant singular sonuvabitch.

You may listen to the full story here. Though best very quietly if you are at work

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Calling Bullshit on Bitter

By now you've heard:

"You go into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them," Obama said. "And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not."

"And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.


And though he's responded and though this has been a theme of Barack's: the divisive anger bitterness and fear that the republicans spoon out like fake potatoes in the school lunch line; Hillary has gone to full pearl clutching mode over Barack Obama's 'elitism'.

Bullshit, Ms. Wellesley College. Can she get more republican than she has over the last few weeks? How are you going to run against John McCain by becoming John McCain? Rumors are that she's already calling Bill a 'cunt'. Okay, I made that up just to keep my cuss meter rating high. But really.

Here's your response to Obama's statement:

For the last eight years we've been given a steady diet of fear, fear, fear. And when people are afraid they grab for the things that make them feel safe. For some that is religion, for some that is guns. I say get rid of the fear, keep the religion and yes, keep the guns. But this country divided against itself, divided against those who look different or worship different cannot stand.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Wanna pick yer taint up off the couch and go to a feckin' festival?

Look! A festival for us bastards and twunts who couldn't keep it clean if we were in a goddam cherch:

http://swairfest.org/

Wonder if this clusterflock of arseholes will be there?



Wait, swairfest is ...what? Oh. Nevermind