Thursday, March 5, 2009

Barbara Bush Receives Heart Implant


Barbara Bush is recovering from heart surgery.

Which, means, I suppose that she just got implants because I don't recall there being a heart there previously.

boom bappa chee! Don't forget to tip your waitress.

15 comments:

Randal Graves said...

What if I didn't like the veal?

I cannot quibble with your shot at Babs the Impaler, but next time, steal one of those hideously soul-crushing extra creepy shots that dcap uses. Nightmares for a week!

Unknown said...

No No - she finally received her heart like the Tin Man.

Dr. Zaius said...

Now if she could only get brains for her kids.

dguzman said...

What do you think--D batteries or just a couple of double-A's, like a remote control?

Anonymous said...

I stayed away from this news item because I couldn't think of anything polite to post on my blog. Glad you came up with something. You're so creative. Thanks.

Joe said...

Does this mean Dick Cheney has one less baboon heart on standby if he has a grabber?

Mauigirl said...

I like the idea of the Tin Man implant. Let's see if her new heart makes any difference.

Big Brother is Watching said...

JUST what I thought when I saw this on the news the other day--how can she have heart surgery w/no heart?

Karen Zipdrive said...

My karma was sorely tested when I read the news that the old battle ax had undergone surgery.
I love the photo you selected.
The 1950s era color suits her perfectly. The photographer must have dangled a dead kitten to make her smile that way.

Anonymous said...

What about the wizard?

Suzy said...

Hi, Jess. God, your post is funny, as are all of the comments. I have nothing to contribute. Don't know why, but I just feel news-fatigue, so Babs' surgery was barely a blip on the old radar screen.

I hope all is well with you!

Omnipotent Poobah said...

See, you can't trust doctors. Obviously she went in for a brain transplant not a heart implant.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Honey, please update. Every time I come to your blog and I see Bab's pic it gives me esphogeal reflux.

Sorghum Crow said...

What is this "heart" thing of which you speak?

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