Dear President Obama*
Thank you for your bold move on Gitmo, and for declaring that our government will no longer spy on us citizens. Excellent start in your opening days.
Now I have a little request:
Please in the next few days declare the phrase "Who are you wearing" as well as the term "Ginormous" to be illegal and punishable by Ex-President Bush** era techniques.
I thank you in advance for your consideration of these important issues,
Yours in peace and democracy,