Friday, March 28, 2008
What I like about Spring Break
Well, today is the last day of spring break for my kids. First grade and preschool. Thank goodness they give the preschoolers a little spring break, what with all the stress of not having potty accidents at school, of bringing acceptable yet mildly healthy snacks that dodge the thirty-eight allergy criteria, of finding your special square on the group rug. I think she's looking well rested and ready to return to the rat race.
It just dawned on me that what I like about spring break is that I have had zero contact with any other parents for two full weeks. DCup is my icon, my moral compass in the navigational sea chart of dealing with other parents. Her attitude, I believe, is to mostly avoid other parents if at all possible.
I am on the board of directors at my daughter's preschool with an UberMom (not Milf - there can be only one!). Her daughter also has ballet with my daughter so we spend a good deal of time around each other.
Once we had a chat about discussing politics with people you don't know that well. I said that personally, I am a very political person but I NEVER begin a political conversation with anyone. I am frequently engaged in political conversations by other people who know my leanings and I don't really mind that. (Essentially, I would never sit in an airport lobby and tell whoever was seating nearby that George W. Bush is a dry drunk delusional poop stain and that Dick Cheney is evil incarnate, even if 78% of the country now agrees with me.)
She said that she felt the same, but then gave up the ghost on her own leanings when she told me that a co-worker of hers was acting downright silly the day after Bush was given a second term. 'I mean, really,' she said. 'That lady thought the world would go to hell in a handbasket'. I wanted to say 'hasn't it?' but I did not.
Then one day we were talking about enrollment at our children's elementary schools. She was complaining about having to check the box that indicates her children's race. "Why do they have to know that?" she wondered. I said that it helps in a myriad of ways, particularly now that we have NCLB and so on. I did not mention that my children are enrolled as hispanic, easily forgettable since I am as pasty white as they come. Her daughter's school has about five non-caucasian non-christian children. My daughter's school (same school district) is about 40% minority.
Then she launched into a racist screed. I won't even go into details here, it was just banal, empty-headed, they are not like us thinking. I felt like the top of my head was going to roll back like a sardine can and my brain would just plop out. The things she was saying were not quite overt. Think of the scene between Mame and the Upsons in the film 'Auntie Mame' and you know what I mean. Wink wink, nudge, nudge.
You know what the problem is? I must not look liberal enough. If any of you have some cast-off hippy togs (preferably that reek of pot smoke, hemp and patchouli) send them my way. I might need to knit up a Cesar Chavez handbag. I could use a Kucinich pin if anyone has one of those.
Hurry though, the next dance class is Tuesday.
Posted by Jess Wundrun At what time? 11:36 AM
File under? right wing whackos, who's bugging me now
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Get a Che tattoo as well.
I'd send you a rasta hat and hackey sack, but it's still cold here and I had to eat the beans in the hackey sack to prevent starvation.
I'm convinced that one of the problems with being a lefty/ liberal is that our conviction that people are entitled to their own opinions forces us to sometime let rude comments go when we really should challenge whatever bullshit thing was just said.
Happy spring break!
Love it! I especially liked the part where the top of your head rolled back like a sardine can and your brain plopped out. Yummy!
I think that you are being a little unfair to delusional poop stains everywhere, though.
Jess, these folks just aren't paying attention. I used to get this kind of crap all the time when I'd be playing golf in a pick-up foursome. Some idiot would see it was Just Us White Guys and the fun would begin.
Of course, if you used the word 'racist' she would have denied it completely.
Holy cats, you nailed me, but good. I absolutely minimize the amount of time spent around other parents. If I didn't, I would be even less well liked because I'd open my damn mouth and then all manner of chaos would ensue.
Since my mom uniform is comprised of yoga pants (nice term for sweats) and wifebeater tanks for at home work/blogging and blue jeans and polo knock offs for out of house activities, I have precious few hippy togs to offer. Maybe there's a peasant blouse jammed in the closet between appropriate work clothes that don't fit me anymore.
However, I do have some patchouli incense that I could part with in case you want to smell like a hippy.
Even in my dyed-hair, punk rock, riot grrrl days, people said UNBELIEVABLE stuff to me. I think some people assume that if you are white like them, you must think like them. And I doubt these people would even recognize Chavez!
Fascinating post. And anyone who references Auntie Mame is a-okay in my book!
What a post- this should be read by zillions of people. It is a lesson in pure idiocy and that idiocy is not coming from you.
And as Dguzman says- Mame references always rule. Those aryans from Darien. Bunny Bixler world.
As for the handbag, I wrote about him today, but no handbag references.
I am sure you know nothing about people from Darien.
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