Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Dear Lord, Thank You for Placing In My Inbox Shit That Writes Itself. Amen.
Because the Lord God sayeth that you can't pray for China unless you are wearing a cheap plastic bracelet produced by slave labor in China. Buy more-they'll be forced to work harder!!!!
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Yay! Nothing helps to express a vapid, empty gesture like unsolicited advertising!
Like you need a bracelet to remember China.
All you have to do is, look at everything you already own.
That's not true. I have some tomatoes I grew myself from AMERICAN seed. God Bless America. Sniff.
They need a collector set of these bracelets, then I might get excited.
Have mercy. The bracelet of irony.
You should have a tag: "You Can't Make This Shit Up", because that's the only place to file this.
Talk about your vicious circles.
Oh, the sweet irony!
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