Jerry Lewis was nabbed by security agents at the Las Vegas airport for carrying a concealed handgun in his luggage. His publicist claims that the gun was a hollowed out non-functioning weapon that Lewis uses in his act.
I was stunned. Mostly because I was completely unaware that Lewis had an act.
boom bapa chee!
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She's here all week, ladies and gentlemen.
Ha!
(Jerry Lewis voice) Hey Lady! (/Jerry Lewis voice)
Zing!
Thank you, good night!
I'm not quite sure what the French see in him.
I keep waiting for the telethon they're going to have for him.
I guess I was even more stunned than you were... I though he had died!
Whoa, you gonna be here all week?
It should have kept the gun hidden with his jokes - nobody has seen anything funny out of that man for years!
I wonder if it was a French-made gun?
They see that if they don't laugh, he'll shoot.
Thank you, thank you, Jess will be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress...
Maybe he had a senior moment and thought for a minute he was Jerry Lee Lewis.
One of the few funny things that I ever heard from Dennis Miller was when he was doing the news on SNL and reported that Gerard Depardieu had been voted sexiest man of the year in France. He waited a moment and then said, "I think I understand the whole Jerry Lewis thing a little better now."
that nutty professor
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