Thursday, July 31, 2008

Jerry Lewis Busted For Carrying a Concealed Weapon


Jerry Lewis was nabbed by security agents at the Las Vegas airport for carrying a concealed handgun in his luggage. His publicist claims that the gun was a hollowed out non-functioning weapon that Lewis uses in his act.

I was stunned. Mostly because I was completely unaware that Lewis had an act.

boom bapa chee!

15 comments:

CDP said...

She's here all week, ladies and gentlemen.

Dean Wormer said...

Ha!

(Jerry Lewis voice) Hey Lady! (/Jerry Lewis voice)

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Zing!

dguzman said...

Thank you, good night!

Comrade Kevin said...

I'm not quite sure what the French see in him.

Dale said...

I keep waiting for the telethon they're going to have for him.

Lockwood said...

I guess I was even more stunned than you were... I though he had died!

Bubs said...

Whoa, you gonna be here all week?

Dr. Zaius said...

It should have kept the gun hidden with his jokes - nobody has seen anything funny out of that man for years!

Omnipotent Poobah said...

I wonder if it was a French-made gun?

Randal Graves said...

They see that if they don't laugh, he'll shoot.

fairlane said...

Thank you, thank you, Jess will be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress...

kirby said...

Maybe he had a senior moment and thought for a minute he was Jerry Lee Lewis.

Suzy said...

One of the few funny things that I ever heard from Dennis Miller was when he was doing the news on SNL and reported that Gerard Depardieu had been voted sexiest man of the year in France. He waited a moment and then said, "I think I understand the whole Jerry Lewis thing a little better now."

Distributorcap said...

that nutty professor