Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Dear Lord, Thank You for Placing In My Inbox Shit That Writes Itself. Amen.

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Because the Lord God sayeth that you can't pray for China unless you are wearing a cheap plastic bracelet produced by slave labor in China. Buy more-they'll be forced to work harder!!!!

8 comments:

Dr. Zaius said...

Yay! Nothing helps to express a vapid, empty gesture like unsolicited advertising!

s. douglas said...

Like you need a bracelet to remember China.

All you have to do is, look at everything you already own.

Randal Graves said...

That's not true. I have some tomatoes I grew myself from AMERICAN seed. God Bless America. Sniff.

Comrade Kevin said...

They need a collector set of these bracelets, then I might get excited.

Anonymous said...

Have mercy. The bracelet of irony.

Claire said...

You should have a tag: "You Can't Make This Shit Up", because that's the only place to file this.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Talk about your vicious circles.

Dean Wormer said...

Oh, the sweet irony!