Showing posts with label old jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label old jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Our "Secretary" of State brings new dignity to the job



Okay, I kid. But honest to pete, here's the real caption (shamelessly stolen from Princess Sparkle Pony)

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice arrives at the residence of Israeli President Shimon Peres, Wednesday, May 14, 2008, in Jerusalem. Looking on at rear is President Bush, left, and President Peres. (AP Photo/Haraz N. Ghanbari)


Did you detect a missing word? Vanna?

PS> as an aside, I went to a Yiddish translator site and asked to have "Beautiful Woman" translated into Yiddish for Shimon Peres to be saying. The translator said "Sorry, this word does not translate in Yiddish". Boom bappa chee! Be sure to tip your waiters!

Monday, July 16, 2007

Do you think Tengrain will mind?


Tengrain at Mock, Paper, Scissors reminded me of an old joke, reworked here:

Q: What does Senator Vitter's weiner taste like?
A: Depends.