Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Last night I dreamt that Paris Hilton told me I was fat.

Dear Psyche, haven't we got better things to do with our dreams? Tonight is she going to come and tell me I'm poor?

Oh, and as far as messengers go, I know you've got a Mark Rufalo or a Kenneth Branagh (as Hamlet) in there somewhere.

Let's shape up up there, shall we?

16 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I'm pretty sure if Paris Hilton was ever within eye distance from me she'd look right past me.
:)

FranIAm said...

I would be embarrassed to reveal what she said to me in my dream. It wasn't pretty. And that fricking dog was there too!

CDP said...

Colin Firth would not be a bad messenger, either. And he wouldn't call you fat.

dguzman said...

I'd rather have that than my dream, in which I decided to eat a shrimp which promptly turned into a big fat slug in my mouth.

Randal Graves said...

Don't get me started on the poor quality of dreams these days. I'm sick of this shoddy craftsmanship!

@dguzman, did you take any illegal substances before bedtime, 'cause that's freaking bizarre.

Ed said...

Maybe you should enter one of Ms. Hilton's dreams and tell her she's intelligent and people actually care what she thinks. You know, she tells you something that isn't true and you return the favor -- a little tit-for-tat.

By the way, you've been tagged. No offense taken if you don't feel like doing it.

Kevin said...

I'm surprised you heard what Paris said, she usually has a dick in her mouth.

Regards,

Tengrain

Ed said...

P.S. I don't know who the hell Mark Rufalo is, but rumor has it that Kenneth Branagh is a dick.

Dr. Zaius said...

Let's see, you have Paris Hilton, Psyche, Mark Rufalo and Kenneth Branagh in your head. It sounds like it's getting kind of crowded in there.

Comrade Kevin said...

You are so not hot, Jess.

Dean Wormer said...

Huh, Paris Hilton was in my dream last night too. She didn't say much.

GETkristiLOVE said...

Psyche, you're fired!

Freida Bee said...

I'm sorry you had that encounter with your inner bitch. She's a liar.

Johnny Yen said...

My wife woke up this morning and told me she dreamt last night that she was married to Howard Stern. WTF?

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