Tuesday, September 23, 2008

BREAKING: Clay Aiken Is....

Gay!!!

I know. Shocking isn't it? Not since Rock Hudson came out of the closet has-

Oh forget it. I don't even have the heart to go on. Say, did you see the FBI is going to investigate the Welfare Queens for possible financial hankery pankery. Ya think?

13 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

You're kidding right? Clay can't be gay, after all he denied it for years. And he's so "manly."

Karen Zipdrive said...

Gee, there go my plans for meeting him, turning straight and marrying him.

Dr. Zaius said...

Really? He flew right under my gaydar! :o)

CDP said...

Who saw that coming, right? (Clay Aiken that is).

dguzman said...

Loving this. Especially loving how his little fans are acting as though he just came out as a baby-eating satan-worshipper. It blows my mind that, given the state of this country and the world, these people are THAT fucking invested in this clown.

Hey, quit picking on those Welfare Queens, or they'll get in their private jets and hire someone to beat you up for them!

Comrade Kevin said...

In other news, I heard that the Pope is, in fact, Catholic.

Randal Graves said...

It blows my mind that, given the state of this country and the world, these people are THAT fucking invested in this clown.

Um, you DO realize that we're still in America, right? ;-)

Sorghum Crow said...

He's not gay. He's never been gay, and he loves Larry Craig's wife.

(And who or what is a Clay Aiken?)

GETkristiLOVE said...

I wondered why he was always dressing up as Sulu for Halloween.

FranIAm said...

The FBI will be investigating the gay librul murkens that forced Clay Aitken to turn away from Jeebus and get all gayed up!

Punishment from the FBI will be time spent in H-E-double hockey sticks!

Jess Wundrun said...

I think I know why the gospel according to Fran is buried in the apocrypha. Just sayin'!

Dean Wormer said...

Hmmm.

I didn't see that coming.

What happened to the old macho stars like John Wayne, Errol Flynn and Rock Hudson?

That's when men could be men.

FranIAm said...

Of course then there's this.

Will Sarah and company pray this one away????

Clay
Gay
Pray
Away
Today