Thursday, August 7, 2008

Ladies and Gentlemen: Miss Buffalo Chip!

The McCain's go to Sturgis. Those boys over there've pissed out more Cindy product than you'll drink in a lifetime, kids.*


The story goes that McCain offered Cindy up for the topless and sometimes bottomless Miss Buffalo Chip contest. You know if he's willing to throw the trollop to the wolves half naked in South Dakota for the votes of a few drunken racists, for God's sake can you imagine what he'd offer the Saudis?

*My brothers were in a bar in far northern Wisconsin when a grizzly old drunk told them he'd pissed out more beer in his lifetime than they could hope to drink. Ummm, I'm guessing he wasn't real well informed in biology.

11 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

The Bush McCain's never looked better.

Sorghum Crow said...

Ach Gott im Himmel. Herr Dr. Monkey ist reading mein mind. And posting more quickly too.

Randal Graves said...

The keys to the White House? Oh wait, they already have that.

Comrade Kevin said...

Not McCain's finest moment, for sure.

DCup said...

And the old douche even flubbed his money line. uuuuhhh uuhhh drilll uuh drill here! drill now!

Dean Wormer said...

You know if McCain lifted his shirt his boobs would be just as big as hers.

Distributorcap said...

i just cannot stop laughing

Omnipotent Poobah said...

Not that it isn't scary enough already, but it would be a whole lot scarier if those really were Cindy's boobs.

Ever since the rat bastard offered the trollop up the image has been burned into my brain.

Although I do like the viking hat. He kinda has a Flava Falv thing going on there.

Zoey & Me said...

That is sooooo funny!!

Zoey & Me said...

That is sooooo funny!!

Bubs said...

Hahahahahaha...

My eyes hurt, but in a good way. Thanks for the laugh.