Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Simian Hearts

Didn't they toss around the idea of transplanting baboon hearts a few years ago? I only know two simians, and it seems neither one of them has a ticker that's worth a damn. Yesterday we discussed Dr. Z's undertheweatherhood. Today we learn that Dr. Monkey von Monkerstein is going to have some balloon art done on his heart. I googled your surgeon, Dr. MvM. Seems he graduated from Granada Medical College. No, I did not misstype, he wasn't good enough to get into Grenada. Your surgeon has links to the old ford model somehow. Here's a photog of him practicing his "medicine" that I found on the webs:


So, good luck to you, ya big monkey. I'm sending you this bouquet of flowers. I hope you luv it because it cost me really big bucks. Be sure to suck out all the helium and talk funny to Sparky. Maybe right after the procedure so that she thinks you are permanently altered. Ha!

6 comments:

Freida Bee said...

I am sure our dear resident medico wishes that the cost of his balloon were a $5 donation and some mild irritation.

dguzman said...

Now he'll have a balloony-giraffe heart. Oh Monkey!

Romius T. said...

Thanks for letting us know Dr zay, your compassion for a human is warmth to my human heart!

Dr. Zaius said...

Good one!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Thanks for your kind thoughts and for the post. You rock my little bundle of cheesy Wisconsin goodness you.

Comrade Kevin said...

Good health to all!