Friday, December 21, 2007

My guess as to why Nosferatuliani had to turn his plane around...


Since he is a republican over the age of sixty, I'm guessing he may have experienced an erection lasting longer than four hours.

Now that's a much more frightening version of "Snakes on a Plane".

9 comments:

Randal Graves said...

This was just wrong because now I can't see.

Sorghum Crow said...

You are just sick. (That's why we like you.)
My theory is that he bruised his brain bone pulling his head out of his root chakra.

Dr. Zaius said...

Ick! And I doubt that Rudy can experience an erection that lasts longer than four hours without somebody mentioning 911.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Thanks for scaring the hell out of me with those pics. I may never get a boner again. Damn you.

Distributorcap said...

viagara falls, slowly i turn, step by step, INCH by INCH ----

that is the scariest Judy yet

FranIAm said...

I actually truly feel nauseous.

I am laughing my ass off, but I am also very queasy!!!

DCup said...

Holy cats. Do you suppose they spoon with our with out that hat at night?

dguzman said...

Gees, Jess, I just spit some hopped-up eggnog and a half-chewed peanut-butter blossom onto my screen!

Gaaaakkkhhh!

Whiskeymarie said...

O.k, I'm just going to pretend I never heard that.
Ick.